Thursday, March 11, 2010

My Boyfriend...

So, as most of you know, I'm usually pretty good at keeping my ridiculousness in check. Mostly...

Occasionally, though, it goes off the rails.

Case in point: I recently got it into my head that I should fly to London (LONDON, BABY!) for a friend's birthday party next month. This would consist of only two days actually on the ground in London (LONDON, BABY!) both of said days being booze-soaked and fraught with insanity.

I finally decided against this trip. For two reasons. 1) It would have swallowed up the last of my tax refund and 2) I'm too damned old to sleep on the floor

Compromise: Instead I'll plan a more sensible trip in the fall

On other issues, I'm not quite as rational (Hi, Rational! Miss you! Hope you're doing well in VEGAS, BABY!!!!) when it comes to men. Specifically imaginary men.

I typically have random "imaginary" boyfriends, The best part about the imaginary boyfriend is that I'm safe from things like breakups and clamidia. The worst part, is of course, the fact that he's *imaginary* (see how that works??)

Now, sometimes these imaginary boyfriends are actual people. No one I've met, just real men who are - for whatever reason - unavailable to me.

Right now, my imaginary boyfriend is Jason "Mayhem" Miller. He is so freaking adorable I can't stand it. I mean, I realize how ridiculous this is. First of all: He was born in the 80s. That's a deal breaker right there. Second: his head looks like a maxi-pad. Seriously, he's got this silly red stripe...

But I am seriously crushing on him these days. He's hot, funny, hot, articulate, hot...

Sigh.

Really, he's adorable...

Though... he does have to share me with my other imaginary boyfriend: Craig Ferguson. Swoon... Craig... Crap, I heart him so much. And I could listen to him talk all day!

And then there's my REAL boyfriend. Who is just as cute as Mayhem or Craig, smart, funny, and... eh hem... hung! (teeheehee!!!) Luckily, I'm pretty sure HE will find my ridiculousness absofuckinglutely ADORABLE! Because, let's face it, it IS!

Catch ya on the flipside!

PS: Is it TOO obvious that I've had half a pot of coffee this morning....?

Love you all!

xoxoxo

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