Sunday, November 2, 2008

My Ex is a Boob

Oy.

My ex's wife is about 23 months pregnant.

She came to Dave's Halloween party tonight as a pumpkin. She was adorable, but is clearly CLEARLY insecure about the weight she has gained in the last few months.

Boy: Hey!
EEE: Hey!
Boy: Have you lost weight?
EEE: Yes.
Boy's Wife: What?
Boy: I was just commenting that EEE has lost weight. She looks great, doesn't she?
EEE: (silent groan)

1 comment:

Garth said...

Haha. Haven't you heard of the idiot club? All men are members; knowingly or unknowingly.