So, I've given this a lot of thought. I've pondered it. I've weighed it. I've looked at from every angle imaginable.
And I've come to the conclusion that I over-analyze stuff.
I've also realized something very simple: Men do NOT do this.
Men do not analyze and re-analyze and over-analyze things.
They don't worry about what they're going to say to us and how we might interpret (or mis-interpret) it.
They don't run practice scripts past their friends before sending mundane emails.
They don't re-read our texts and try to find the hidden meaning in "I'll let you know"
Because to a man "I'll let you know" means, simply "I'll let you know"