I hate Hate HATE Christmas in July. Or June. Or March. Or September. Or any month that is not generally associated with the actual Christmas holiday.
Verizon has this obnoxious commercial that involves F-ing carolers. Carolers.
Every time it comes on, I dive for the remote, the "Mute!" ringing through my head. But by the time I manage to frantically, gropingly grab the clicker and hit the all-powerful "Mute" button, it's too late.
Far, far too late.
And for the rest of the night I have "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" bouncing around my brain.
Kill me. Kill me now.