My imaginary friend Nova has a blog.
He hasn't updated it in like 2 weeks and being the obnoxious little brat that I am, I thought I'd use my own blog to call him out on it.
I can't speak for everyone else, but I check your blog every day. I look forward to hearing you crab-ass about a new topic each morning. I always get a chuckle or a smile or a frown of righteous indignation on your behalf.
UPDATE YOUR FRELLING BLOG, MAN!!!!
That is all.